King Kazma

not-a-comedian:

tumblino:

priscillacifra:

I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight.  Maybe.  Just a smidge.

i cant

maplelaughingalonewithfandoms:

writtenwor-l-d:

atthetopofthecircus:

bemusedlybespectacled:

superaliceface:

belgianbollocks:

cynicalpie:

atomicfox:

deadheadwookie27:

tracydear:

one cake to rule them all.

One cake to find them

:O

Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party.

I will buy some cake mix and have at it.

Oh lord

It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.

Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.

Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all. 

One Cake to rule them all:

One c. sugar to flavor them,

One c. flour to bring them all,

and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.

I just kept reading and it just kept getting better

(Source: dalenawin)

folklur:

The Fellowship of the Ring by *OtisFrampton

jimbly:

pacalin:

The most extravagant of all armor created for LOTR was that of Theoden King. Marvel at this craftsmanship by Weta Workshop.

uGHHGHGhghhGHgH I want it.

*drools*

gingerhaze:

Full size

For some reason instead of doing homework I decided that what I really needed to do was draw a map of the Fellowship’s feelings towards each other. No regrets. I do what I want, Thor.

PERFECT. 

“beard respect”

faxen:

manafromheaven:

helloandme:

30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.

#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to rape frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT

/ACTUALLY CRYING LAUGHING AT HOW ACCURATE THIS IS
OH FUCK MY SIDES OHMYGOD LOOK AT THEIR FACES 

OH BUT ITS SO TRUE

oh my god